I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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