your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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