I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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