I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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