At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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