I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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