wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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