with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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