Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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