if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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