I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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