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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i've created a new STD.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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