We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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