Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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