We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
NoShamevember. You game?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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