I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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