The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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