don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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