Me. At least after what I've been through.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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