you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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