Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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