i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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