Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
