i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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