Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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