watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
