YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
try to milk me bitch
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