i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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