VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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