So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
How external is "for external use only"?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Randomize
