Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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