I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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