did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
