Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
