i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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