Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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