I'm jealous of your bromance
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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