I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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