She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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