The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Quick, to the slutcave!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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