He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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