is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
