Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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