No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
