doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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