I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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