You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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