Its about making memories worth repressing
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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