Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
