If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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