you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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