You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We smell like vodka and hangover
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